A Baby at Home

Princess Prettygood and the Heir Apparent are out of hospital. They're healthy and well. I'm not going to go off on one talking about how cute babies are, though; everybody knows that babies are cute.

Anyway, I found out that:

My simple cooking is better than when I try more difficult stuff.

Changing crap-filled nappies is bloody hard, and there is a correlation between how much a baby moves and how much crap is in the nappy.

Bathing a baby is even harder than changing a nappy due to the crying and wriggling when soapy. My first baby bathing session was last night and it was, let's say, eventful.

Beethoven's 'Ode To Joy' makes a wicked chill-out song. As does Cornelius' 'Star Fruits Surf Rider'.







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