Ants

Woke up the other morning and found I have a colony of ants, a small colony but a colony nonetheless, living in in my bathroom.

I used to have a fly problem. The flies are now gone. Ants are a bugger to get rid of too. There's a trap laid, with no takers for the poison.

Maybe next it'll be beetles who eat the ants. Or grasshoppers like in the film Antz. Insects are foul when they live in your house.

I am, however, thanking my lucky stars I haven't seen a cockroach for ages.